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Do you speak Americans?

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How long till American English is certified as a separate language? 

Core - a vehicle

Bursy - busy

Obderded - observed.

 

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USA'ans call a ute a pick up. That's fine. But tonight I herd them call a ute a peak up. 

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Donea. 

Oh f*ck it next time I goes their Imm gonna hirere an interpreter, 

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Wath that - was that

Producting - predicting

Spicer's an illiterate fool. 

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I'm watching an American show with a new character who is Australian. Who is the actress with a terrible Australian accent? Google tells me she is actually Australian and graduated with honours from Home and Away. 

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It was just as bad in business class.

Do the dumb phucks who produce TV shows expect less turbulence if you pay more?

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This is straylan and a disgrace. 

Pasto seems to mean pasta. 

I'm firing off an email to the president. Oh wait we don't have one of them yet. The Queen it is then. 

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