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Desperation brings out creativity!

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Cheap shots ... a model in the advertisement for the Sorrento property.

A VIDEO featuring a scantily clad model has gone viral around the world but it's not for the reason you'd think - it's actually a property listing.

Gold Coast real estate agency NEO Property has gained notoriety after it emailed its newest property listing of a house at Binda Place, Sorrento, to 100 clients.

It features a video clip complete with music, images of the property and images of the model - peeling her clothes off inside the property.

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Ever since the russell island land scam, gold coast real estate agents have been a breed apart. A model for other RE agents to stand in awe of.

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I would rather this sort of advertising than infomercials and advertorials being passed off as news.

If someone wants to buy a place because it had an attractive woman get undressed in there is fine with me. If they buy it because they believe it is a path to riches this is a problem.

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Is it just me or is the tasteless part of the ad the two ugly fat blokes on the couch interrupting what otherwise would have been a good sell?

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Is it just me or is the tasteless part of the ad the two ugly fat blokes on the couch interrupting what otherwise would have been a good sell?

Yes.

Indeed it is not uncommon that a bikini clad model dives gracefully in a pool at your prospective apartments pool and then swims up to the edge to pear out upon your new pad.

How is this unusual. I actually give them marks for trying. Nothing else is going to sell Gold Coast property. Might as well try sex. They have already tried sports stars.

I guess all they have left after this is sexy sports stars. I will be calling the bottom of the gold coast property market when Anna Kornikova is trying to sell a gold coast apartment... till then wait on the sidelines people.

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They went to all that trouble and expense of putting that together and misquoted the floor area.

That house looks more than 75 square meters. I think what they were meant to write is 75 squares, which is a monster sized house.

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Desperation brings out creativity!

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i'm not tempted by the breast or any other female bits. but it would would work for the average buyer.

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I guess all they have left after this is sexy sports stars. I will be calling the bottom of the gold coast property market when Anna Kornikova is trying to sell a gold coast apartment... till then wait on the sidelines people.

If I see liz hurley it's game over.

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Warrick Capper

Warrick Capper, Shane Warne and Liz Hurley in a spa bath. :shocking:

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Warrick Capper, Shane Warne and Liz Hurley n a spa bath. :shocking:

Might as well throw this new porn star of warnes in for good measure?

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Now taking this completely off topic, how is Shane Warnes form?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/8210369/porn-star-claims-she-slept-with-shane-warne

Shane is carl williams minus the crime. Well some of it.

I have no idea what women would see in a pudgy, australian spin bowler but apparently that's where it's at now. I'm putting on a few pounds myself and practicing my tweak.

Edit: sure I can spell

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Shane is carl williams minus the crime. Well some of it.

I have no idea what women would see in a pudgy, australian spin bowler but apparently that's where it's at now. I'm putting on a few pounds myself and practicing my tweak.

I don't have to work on the former... Not paying dividends for me as yet.

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I don't have to work on the former... Not paying dividends for me as yet.

Give it time. You just need to work on your texting.

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Give it time. You just need to work on your texting.

ahhh, but this leaves evidence, I guess warnie would know all to well about that.

It might simply be warnes fearless attitude that gets him the ladies.

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ahhh, but this leaves evidence, I guess warnie would know all to well about that.

It might simply be warnes fearless attitude that gets him the ladies.

Maybe that's the key. His brazenness gets him numbers to text in the first place. I don't think he cares about the evidence. It's part of it. Apparently the brain in his penis is bigger than the brain in his head. Alternatively he is just a superb root and word gets around. No idea how. Maybe females sense it. What do you reckon they talk about after. Flippers? The time he took 6/24 in mumbai? Or hugh grants needs. :D

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Maybe that's the key. His brazenness gets him numbers to text in the first place. I don't think he cares about the evidence. It's part of it. Apparently the brain in his penis is bigger than the brain in his head. Alternatively he is just a superb root and word gets around. No idea how. Maybe females sense it. What do you reckon they talk about after. Flippers? The time he took 6/24 in mumbai? Or hugh grants needs. :D

I actually came across him in the rocks in Sydney back in about 2000. Was drinking with many of the Australian Cricket players at teh orient hotel. The rest of the team was quietly drinking, indeed our own all male group even started up a conversation with them about how Elliot was in the sqaud ahead of a good batsmen from NSW, I think it was Slater? Anyway Warnie even when happily married (he was back then) had two young ladies with him at the bar and was disengaged from the rest of the team just enjoying himself. The rest of the team was like any Cricket team on tour, more interested in drinking beer and talking amoung themselves about the days play.

Warnie is the Charlie Sheen of the Cricket community.

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I actually came across him in the rocks in Sydney back in about 2000. Was drinking with many of the Australian Cricket players at teh orient hotel. The rest of the team was quietly drinking, indeed our own all male group even started up a conversation with them about how Elliot was in the sqaud ahead of a good batsmen from NSW, I think it was Slater? Anyway Warnie even when happily married (he was back then) had two young ladies with him at the bar and was disengaged from the rest of the team just enjoying himself. The rest of the team was like any Cricket team on tour, more interested in drinking beer and talking amoung themselves about the days play.

Warnie is the Charlie Sheen of the Cricket community.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he appeared on stage with bono. I wouldn't call him "A" list just yet but he's knocking on the door through some bizarre quirk of the universe. Maybe it's the rise of india. He's a household name there. As is brett lee.

I'd love to have a beer with the current team. Give em a bit of advice. Charlie Sheen aint in it.

Edit: Ms clown is calling me late for dinner.

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They went to all that trouble and expense of putting that together and misquoted the floor area.

That house looks more than 75 square meters. I think what they were meant to write is 75 squares, which is a monster sized house.

yeah, 75 sqm would be pokey for a 2 bedroom apartment. 75 squares is 7500 square feet. One square is approximately 9.29 square meters, so that would be nearly 700 sqm. they might have quoted squares as they're courting overseas investors or buyers, possibly from the US. never rule anything out when you're desperate.

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We'll have to wait until he reaches the "leaked sextape" level of notoriety to judge that.

:laugh:

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Warrick Capper

i was in Sydney last week for a couple of days and i was assaulted by the tv in the hotel with capper flogging, hotels. thankfully we are spared the ads in qld. my thoughts go out to those in nsw.

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