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  1. I can't believe this hasn't got more attention.
  2. Is that all Siberia? Looks nice.
  3. In other media Tate's reported as 'going to sue'. The only Sueing he will be doing is going to Susan his hairdresser. Poor little darling didn't pay attention in grade ten legal studies. Dead man walking.
  4. Ipswich, Logan and now Fraser Coast...
  5. "We're powering forward" - pointless political advertising starting. Ops, I mean informing the public. Smells like an election on the way. One way for Mal to make it to the next election is to call it before he get's knifed. Worked well for little hitler.
  6. I'm watching an American show with a new character who is Australian. Who is the actress with a terrible Australian accent? Google tells me she is actually Australian and graduated with honours from Home and Away.
  7. How long till American English is certified as a separate language? Core - a vehicle Bursy - busy Obderded - observed.
  8. Is your belly getting bigger?
  9. Hired. Fired. Rehired. Resigned - potentially all in the space of a few months.
  10. The snipping has begun!
  11. Hawke, Howard, Keating and Abbott (when he quits) all get defined benefits. Tony will get over $300k pa. Many of our former PMs continue to make a contribution to public life and I think we should fund that. Howards bill seems excessive. IMO we fund their travel to 'greater good' events, not a chauffeured car to coles.
  12. Upper middle bogan. Great oz comedy. Terrible acting, but I think it's supposed to be that way. Piss take on Australian bogans/toffs. Disjointed. USA comedy set in a legal pot shop. Starring Kathy Bates.
  13. Any suggestions??
  14. I hate the cold so I'm moving to Nome. There seems to be more bars than people. Eating is very expensive. But I will get to eat reindeer. I can always get in my Kayak during summer and pop over to the USSR to get some Rubles just to piss off the locals. How do I set up a begging website? Umm.. I need an excuse. That's it. Im setting up a gay bar in Nome.
  15. Chinese. Japanese and American seem to be the food choices.
  16. They seem to allow smoking everywhere. I've emailed the clinic to see if smoking is allowed.
  17. They've removed the former PMs costs from the article. Howard racked up $90k in three months. I don't want our former pms to be poor but $360k in a year on cars and planes is just making fun of us.
  18. Might be ok under the rules but smells like a bucket of prawns left in the sun for a few days. Fatty knows how to work the system. Why are we paying for a SA senator to go to a Fred Nile rally in Sydney? Why isn't the IPEA investigating this? This guy's nearly 80 and he's still sucking on mummy's tit!
  19. Make you smell. I think they mean smile.
  20. Is that you Is that you crowd surfing? The ski mask conjures up memories of the 90's. Did you smack the bitch up?
  21. London. New York. Paris. Armidale. Names names names
  22. What were you doing there? Score! Having three seats was much better when the cart tarts didn't mind you sleeping across all three or on the floor. I just like the seat next to me vacant so I don't have some fat dude taking up half my seat. Love it. If people didn't attach wheels to a shipping container and try to disguise it as carry on there wouldn't be a problem. Me neither, and every time I go to the states the required % tip seems to rise but the set prices rise just as much. $1 to open a door, go to the loo or make a drink. A few bucks for housekeeping a night. 15% for almost everything else. If staff were paid correctly then tipping would be for good service. New York? - brace brace brace. You will be chased down the street if you don't tip.
  23. She was not my partner at the time. She was just a staff member I was banging. It wasn't until 12.01 that she became my partner. Where's my pension?
  24. Couldn't read past the first paragraph. Clearly BS.
  25. Puss is a purse - Scottish.